Yep. So I had just changed Kohen's diaper and was letting him air dry for a couple minutes when all of the sudden I hear him grunt. OH NO! Yep. Here comes a slimy trail of poop squirting out. Panicking I stick my hand under and catch it before it hits the ground. Now I know what poop feels like first hand. Nice and fresh. It's all over one of my hands as I try to tackle him and lay him on a blanket that (thank goodness) was laying there. As the wrestling match progresses we now have poop on my hand, his shirt, his arm, my leg, the carpet, the blanket, ... basically everywhere.
The happy ending was that we did eventually get it all cleaned off of us( including the crevices of my ring- like I'm not a germ freak already and have enough things that gross me out haha)
Moral of the story...no more air drying or being nice and letting him be free for even a minute.
The happy ending was that we did eventually get it all cleaned off of us( including the crevices of my ring- like I'm not a germ freak already and have enough things that gross me out haha)
Moral of the story...no more air drying or being nice and letting him be free for even a minute.
Aw, man! That's the worst! One time I was doing newborn pictures and the Dad was holding the baby naked in both his hands. The baby suddenly pooped, right in his hand. That poor Dad was so shocked! Everytime I see him, he mentions it again! :) I was just glad it didn't get on my backdrops- haha.
ReplyDeleteI'm REALLY glad you didn't include a photo for proof! You described it perfectly though. Looks like you've got a Mr. Mischievous on your hands!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA you gotta love it! Kai has a rash so i was letting him do the same thing the other day but instead of poop, his pee went flying all over the room! How can something so disgusting be SOOOO funny!
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